Ambivalence, an English student’s favourite place to be:

Where words are never what they seem,
And black and white are just the beginning.
Where two roads going in opposite directions lead you to the same destination.
Where yes and no mean the same thing.
Where cynics, pessimists, and optimists have become extinct.
Where people speak Contradiction.
Where analysis is an infinite natural resource.
Where the most deep, philosophical question is ‘heads or tails?’
Where the mascot is Auguste’s Thinker.
Where spirals and ying yangs are the most recurring themes in art.
Where brothers Dichotomy and Dualism have a 24 hour bar,
And the Opposite twins keep checking you out.
Where ambiguity is a turn on.
Where the phrase ‘a penny for your thoughts’ has become common among prostitutes,
And thoughts don’t grow on trees.
Where Authenticity, Individuality, and Homogenity never agree on anything.

Ambivalence, an English student’s favourite place to be.